Bump ‘n F**k

The pay-by -the-hour type motel where you don’t really wanna be caught dead and are also slightly terrified might have at least one contagious disease on any given surface...still, you find yourself frequenting this type of establishment when the urge you feel and itch you need to scratch to turn up and have a quickie must be scratched.

‘See you at the ‘bump ‘n f**k’ in an hour...don’t forget to bring cash and your ID!! ....And possibly some antibiotics!!!”

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 2, 2019

Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

by AFC3 April 30, 2011

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

J the F K

Just the fuck kidding.

Also, a bad ass way to describe the second greatest president ever (second to only the most bad ass president ever, Andrew Jackson.)

Sterling- "Stuart, I want to come out of the closet to you."
Stuart- "Golly. That'd be swell."
Sterling- "J the F K, you homo fag. Get a life.

by Jim Mij August 6, 2011

M.F.K.R.

OK, you're probably confused as to what M.F.K.R. is, but you probably already know it's something to do with Slipknot. Basically, it was Slipknot's very first recorded content, a demo. It stands for "Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat." It was released in 1996 and there were only 1,000 copies made. The band members at the time were different to the members now (2009). Slipknot considers M.F.K.R as a demo, and that the band has evolved greatly since they recorded it.

Maggot 1: "I'm listening to M.F.K.R."

Maggot 2: "Sounds familiar, what is it?"

Maggot 1: "Slipknot's first music recording."

Maggot 2: "I thought their first album was self-titled?"

Maggot 1: "This was before that!"

Maggot 2: "I still don't get it, let me check Urban Dictionary"

by CloakedReapingDagger October 20, 2009

D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005