fudd

jeff burkett, a clumsy, goofy bastard who tries to be cool but is essentially l4mz0rz

I'm sorry I didn't go to hooters, my name is fudd and I had to go to weiners with Jimmy McGroin instead

by LOUD NOISES! January 21, 2005

Fudd

verb (used with object), fudded, fudd, fudding

To masturbate aggressively (usually female)

"I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it"

by hugaldinho March 16, 2020

Fudd

A guy probably named Jason, who thinks 9mm is better than .45 ACP. He probably thinks the AK is the lords weapon, and refuses to reason with other viewpoints

Jason: 9mm is so much more powerful, .45ACP doesn’t even break the sound barrier
Me: Ok Fudd

by Jerry Low-class Terry April 4, 2022

Fudd

A gun owner who doesn’t need batteries to get the job done, whether it’s their pistol or their girlfriend.

A Fudd’s large bore .45 is the envy of the dinks with tiny 9mm calibers; a Fudd always packs more juice than a 2A with a recent born-on date.

by Frothy Troll May 30, 2023

Fudd Rudder

A nickname of the current Prime Minister (as of 2008) of Australia, Kevin Rudd.

Man 1: Did you hear what the Australian Prime Minister is up to now?

Man 2: No. What is Fudd Rudder up to now?

by Vyolet March 4, 2009

fudd custard

The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.

I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!

by christopher doherty December 14, 2009

Fudd Lore

Myth and stupidity regarding firearms that NoGunz eat up and spread because they like thinking they know shit other people don't.

I was going to buy the new HK USP Tactical from a new Funstore a friend recommended until I heard the guy behind the counter spouting Fudd Lore about stopping power.

by HiLiter August 12, 2015