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Excalibur

When you have your penis stuck while having sex with an Irish girl and you have to pull out.

Only the true king can wield EXCALIBUR.
The other day I took a flight with Ryan Air and ended up Excaliburing the stewardess....
by BUKKNASTEAA April 12, 2019
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excalibur man

A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.

Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.

Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"

Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
by showcase June 19, 2008
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the excalibur

a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.
-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(
by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007
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The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.
Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.
by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009
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excalibur

When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).
"Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl."
by DanneMedly June 21, 2008
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[Excalibumper]

An indestructible bumper found by Mitsu in the "Bizzare Uprising" comic.
If you need to kill a vampire, but you have no resources for that, but only a car with an awesome bumper you're all set.

Go Excalibumper!!!
by xPrivateChurchx February 2, 2009
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excalibursfeet

excalibursfeet Is really attractive
by excalibursfeet February 21, 2021
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