When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.
"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"
by goyemanx June 26, 2009

Things you add to the end of a sentence or word to make it look like its more important.
Its sarcastic if you spell it out.
Its sarcastic if you spell it out.
by sweetysophie07 December 30, 2008

A YouTube channel that consists of two adorable and extremely hot, Netflix and pizza-loving potatoes named Danny and Paul
by Pxlzimmer May 27, 2016

by corneilius roth March 6, 2011

A question mark that has been straightened out by God, if you put your faith in Him for things you don’t understand—when you are in the valley where life seems unfair, yet you wait upon His grace and goodness to turn things around.
Whenever you find yourself in those dark places (breakup, betrayal, death, debt, divorce, hurt, job loss, sickness, …), know that God can turn your question marks into exclamation points.
by MathPlus December 30, 2018

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.
Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.
by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".
by jwa@LITT January 9, 2005
