Incorrectly labelled "Evolutionary Psychology" by its proponents, Ewoolutionary Psychopathy is a pseudoscience popular among self-declared "Race Realists", "Neoreactionaries", "Pick-Up Artists" and similar pseudointellectual bigots. The goal is to declare their personal biases to be the "Natural Order" that must be obeyed. In reality, their understanding of evolution and behavioural science is superficial at best, their arguments based mostly on sensationalistic science reporting and economics woo. Any similarities to actual evolutionary psychology purely coincidental.
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"I do not. However, your nonsense has nothing to do with evolutionary psychology. It's ewoolutionary psychopathy."
"I do not. However, your nonsense has nothing to do with evolutionary psychology. It's ewoolutionary psychopathy."
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