Everton 

Everton (also known as Evershite, Smallton) are a football club based in Liverpool. They are the small neighbors of the big club Liverpool FC who won 18 league titles and 5 European cups. Everton fans are too small to be hated. Therefore, Liverpool fans won't even bother about them.

Person 1: Hey, I think Everton are losing their game.
Person 2: Oh really? That is normal, small clubs lose their games.
Person 1: Yeah you're right, Everton are just too small to be winning.

evershite smallton

Everton by EpicRawl April 7, 2015

Everton 

A mersyside football team that isn't Tranmere Rovers. The blue scum, as opposed to the red scum.

See the blue scum lost again...

Everton by Black Flag February 10, 2004

Everton 

The football club that is just like the older of two brothers usually worse off and overshadowed by the younger brother. Also have the supporters that call themselves the peoples club yet doesn't even bare the name of the city they represent.

Person 1: hey which club do you support?
Person 2: The peoples club. Everton.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know there was a town named Everton in England.
Person 2: No there based in Liverpool

Person 1: isn't that LFC area though?

Everton by JCarr455 May 26, 2016

Everton 

A big pile of blue shit

Ew you dirty Evertonion

Everton by Wolfsoul76YT October 14, 2020

Everton 

Is what it is

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Everton by Marcus foster22 October 16, 2020

everton 

a football club that causes pain and misery to most of there fans most of the time

did you hear about the boy that commited suicide

yeah what about him

it’s because he supported everton

everton by lawsihno December 15, 2021

Everton Prime 

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

Everton Prime by anonymous October 31, 2018