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Everquest

It's like crack for nerds.
David's addicted to Everquest.
by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004
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A MMORPG sometimes used to help crackheads, cocaine or herioin addictis thru the symptoms of withdraw when they are trying to stop their drug habbits. Oftentimes however this backfires and the unsuspecting addict gets addicted to everquest 2 and continues using their drugs.

Sideffects of everquest 2 include: tiredness, stress, eye strain, seizures, divorce, loss of friends, increased desire for soda beverages leading to urinary tract infections, increased desire of pizza leading to constipation and or spastic diareaha, decrease in sex life, decrease of masterbation if sex life is not present, death, suicide, beards and in rare occasions fun.
Jenny: Get off that fucking computer and spend some time with me.
John: Ok hunny. I agree.
Jenny: WHAT THE FUCK? GET OFF THE COMPUTER NOW.
John: Oh yeah hunny it looks great!
Jenny: Your not even listening to me you son of a bitch
by DMF May 27, 2005
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Everquest

One of the best role-playing games I've seen. Doesn't have the boring one path story lines---instead go where you want, seek adventure. Something for advanced game players, not the mentally, or PC challenged. Is complex and satisfiying. Much better than mind draining TV. If it's raining, it's something fun to do~~unless you are busy dancing in the rain (which is fun too)
Many have opinions on EQ, few have any actual experience or knowledge of what the hell they are talking about. Those fat non-social loosers, still wouldn't want to play with you if EQ didn't exist.
by Xephyr January 24, 2004
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Everquest

A MMORPG that was around during 1999. It was the first of its kind and paved the way for games like WoW and LOTRO. Many people put Everquest down and say that it is a way to lose your kids, wife, and life. However, it is a game by any standard. The main objective of the game is to do end of content crap. Whatever that is, who cares?

It is a way for people to relax and chill out. Whoever says that this game is crap either -

1. Are pidgeon holed idiotic rabid consumers.
2. Have no imagination.

Im 15, and im very healthy and lead a very good social life. Therefore, your arguments are invalid.
Everquest is a game. People like it. Let us do our own thing, and you go screw yourselves. Thanks!
by jhkjykhl July 24, 2010
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An MMORPG (Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) created by Verant in the 90's. After undergoing several expansion packs, the game reached its final version. A player can choose from one of these races:wood elf, high elf, half elf, human, froglok, vah shir, troll, ogre, dwarf, gnome, iksar, barbarian, erudite, halfing, or dark elf, and from these classes (or character paths): rogue, druid, enchanter, ranger, magician, wizard, warrior, berserker, paladin, shadow knight, necromancer, shaman, monk, beastlord, bard.

There are currently seventy levels which a player can attain through adventuring across Norrath's 3 continents and moon.

EverQuest is highly addictive and can cause serious withdrawal from social situations, thus its alias 'EverCrack'.

However, the stereotype that one who plays EverQuest can't get laid is a myth: I played EverQuest consistently for several years of my life, eventually sold my character on Ebay for 200 dollars, and have no shortage of social situations or sexual partners.
Everquest can be fun, but don't play it too much.
by KBinator April 10, 2006
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A MMORPG (massive multiple online role playing game) that is a game that people who dont play shouldnt have to say anything about because it is stupid for them to comment on it because it doesnt affect them in the least.
It is a simple game, we entertain ourselves that way no need to stress yourself over it. Continue on with your life and we will move on with ours. =)
by Jared March 21, 2004
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A game where an individual can escape his nerdy ways/reality and become L337.
I haven't been outside in 9 weeks, because I play everquest all day. My skin is so pasty and I have no life. "Want to cyber? Asl? 4/f/turkey?"
by Steve-o July 27, 2003
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