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rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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Cross-Examination

When, typically, a man crosses a woman on a street or in a school for example and turns around to take a quick peek or glance at her rear as she continues to walk in the opposite direction.

Guy first sees a girl walking in his direction wearing skin-tights and waits for her to pass before he turns around to check out what he knows will be a view of her booty from behind as she walks. He always waits a few seconds instead of saying anything, he just pervly and shamelessly scopes her ass out without her every knowing.
Girl "Jessica knows she's gonna get 100 cross-examinations wearing those skin-tight jeans today when she goes downtown."
by Captain Krunnch November 16, 2010
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Vagination

The process of becoming a bitch, metaphorical transformation to a vagina;
becoming a bitch, bitching out of being a man.
"Coach, he can't return to the game. The Vagination began shortly after the injury."
by sillyweregermanjenkins September 19, 2012
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Vagination

The action or process of forming ideas and concepts used to get a female into bed.
Hooking up with that hot girl last night required a lot of vagination.
by JoeyJoJoe August 20, 2008
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Specialist Evaguation

When you go to a Specialist to be diagnosed with disabilities, or a terminal illness to be rewarded with advantages that come with the previously stated; Such as, weed, scholarship monies, pain killers, sympathy from hot women, winning the special Olympics, etc. etc. etc.

In order to receive these benefits, you must be evaguated with the doctors vag, if you preform well enough you will be rewarded with your disability/illness.
Guy goes to a Psychiatrist to get evaguated to prove he's dyslexic. The guy proceeds to be evaguated by the female doctor, whom in turn gives him a proof he's dyslexic and is awarded scholarship money, and help through out his college days.

Guy goes to a Brain-O-Cologist to see if he has brain cancer, he gets evaguated and then get's medical weed from doctor!

Specialist Evaguation
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Vibe Examination

An in depth review of one's vibe
Damn bro, you ready for that vibe examination on Thursday?
by matpat4 November 10, 2019
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Pure Ivagination

A Song by Willy Wanka from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate-Flavored Condom Factory.
Willy Wanka: Cum with me, and you’ll see, in a world of pure ivagination.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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