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The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives
I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants
by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020
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European Extreme

A difficulty level that first appeared on the European release of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of liberty, which was released several months after the other versions.

Basically, it's a step-up from the previous hardest difficulty, and reserved for hard-core gamers and/or people with too much time on their hands.
A: I finally did it! I cleared MGS2 on European Extreme!
B: A month well spent.
by dkaksl September 20, 2011
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european catamite

european catamite - noun: catamite; plural noun: catamites

a boy kept for homosexual practices....

catholic priest cannot marry so they kept choir boys

As catamites .

ancient greece and ancient rome it was common for them

To have catamites and they are of european origin .

Although it is not really mentioned much during the trans Atlantic slave trade some slave owners engage in a practice called buck breaking where they would force themselves on to male slaves both men and boys and made them into catamites to make them both into an example and to

Break their spirit.
Kid 1 : shut up you African booty scratcher

Kid 2 : I'd rather be a african booty scratcher than a

european catamite.

Whole Class room even the teacher : ooooooh he got you good !
by Blu_leef November 3, 2023
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european standard

To have a penis that is uncut, how many men in Europe have.
by FunnyItrytobe April 15, 2017
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Europe Test

Before a man marries a woman, he may tell her that he is going to Europe for 2 weeks, then take a trip to Europe. The man ceases contact with the woman and if the woman cracks, goes insane, and doesn't know where the man is, she probably isn't going to make a good wife.
JB gave Em the Europe Test inadvertently. It didn't work out.
by Jake Nesbit August 12, 2009
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European Pipeline

Going back in time and freezing a historical figures cum and using it as a dildo.
“I don’t have any real dildos, so I made an European Pipeline out of Fidel Castro’s cum”
by —EpicGaymer69– April 17, 2019
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Gay or European

“Is he gay or European
by MrFrosty6487000 February 25, 2021
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