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eunuch

eunuch >noun a man who has been castrated.
-ORIGIN Greek eunoukhos 'bedroom guard' (eunuchs were formerly employed to guard the women's living areas at an oriental court).
One might confuse cowardly men for eunuchs. In fact, they HAVE balls and have forgotten how to use them properly
by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004
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eunuch

castrated male! normally has a very ncie singing voice though!
"you're not a eunuch are you?"

"hes no one, my mothers uncles aunties son...lovely singing voice though....EUNUCH!" (both quoted from POTC (if unsure see definition))
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A term used to describe someone who is a mix of both sexes. am. My balls had to be removed before i Hit puberty. This gave me a somewhat 'feminine' appearance and now im not able to have sex. I pretend to be a man.
Im a eunuch, im not ashamed.
by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007
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Eunuchcycle

From the English nouns "eunuch" and "cycle", a eunuchcycle is a bicycle or other form of saddled transportation (exact nomenclature dependant on method of transportation in question), which, upon continuous usage leaved the testicles of the male rider severely bruised or eroded completely. This may also apply to less prolonged exposure to a thoroughly unsuitable saddle, perhaps one made of sandpaper or some other high-friction material.
"I've just been for a 40 mile bike ride and I feel GREAT!"
"Wow, that's fantastic, man! Bet your balls hurt, though"
"Oh dude, they are killing me, I think I might have punctured one!"
"You need a new bike, that one you have at the minute is a total eunuchcycle"
by jizzmong hunter July 27, 2009
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Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.
Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.
by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010
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eunuch

a castrated male, a male whose genitals have been comendeered!! has a very nice singing voice.
"you're not a eunuch are you?" *looks down suspisciously*

"hes no one, my mothers uncles aunties son...lovely singing voice though....EUNUCH!" *points* (both quoted from POTC (if unsure see definition))
by founder of the eunuch society September 1, 2005
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Eunuchopia

Eunuchcopia

(Noun)

A dwindling society in which the members sacrifice their male genitalia in hopes of gaining public interest.

i.e. "cockless"

Synonyms:

-Also any variety of American politics
That city is an incestual eunuchopia.
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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