Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

esmeralda

she is the most kind hearted soul out there. she has a whole lotta mood swings but is worth to fight for. she will love you unconditionally and will always be affectionate towards the people she truly loves. having an esmeralda in your life would be a blessing

Esmeralda is such a nice girl. i wanna be like her some day

by lilly836 October 25, 2018

Esmeralda

Is caring,sweet,smart,kind,nice,outgoing, beautiful,loving,funny,weird,goofy,honest and protective people you will ever know.She will be there for you when you need her.She will beat someone ass if you mess with one of her friends.She will make you laugh all the time.If you are friends with an Esmeralda you are very lucky.You will never regret meeting her

“Who were you just talking too?”
“Esmeralda”
“Lucky”

by Bob aka Emely March 19, 2019

Papa Emeritus

The main character of (Ghost) created and played by Tobias Forge.

Friend:Did you listen to the new song Papa Emeritus made?

Me:Yeah ever since I started listening to Ghost I have been a simp for Papa.

Friend:Hold up

by M60 fan group on discord March 16, 2022

Classic emerald

An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night

Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked

by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013