Ernesto

a ninja assassin who uses stealth and speed techniques to evade, outsmart and gain advantage over his opponent.

Be careful! He's an ernesto!

by quickness October 16, 2007

Ernesto Riley

As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matthew Davis.

by Faith Walker September 4, 2014

Ernesto

A sexy latino guy that has a huge penis and is a hit with the ladies.

OMG did you see that sexy guy.... I think his name's Ernesto...damn I heard he has a huge penis...

by Nopeman October 30, 2014

Ernest

The most angelic, funny kid ever

Ernest is awesome.

by kdjdjeofpe August 14, 2009

Ernest

Someone who is slick as chicken grease. He's known as the actual dark night. Likes tellin girls to "shut it up". One of the coolest cats you'll know. Has no problem bending a chick over. Ernest will get his. Bitches gonna learn today.

Why is the girl walking funny? She got ernest a minute ago

by Gabanoms October 2, 2014

Ernest Khalimov

Ernest Khalimov is the chaddiest chad that ever chadded. He’s so chad that he’s called gigachad

Ernest Khalimov is so chad

by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 20, 2022

Ernest

Old English in origin: meaning sincere, genuine, kind with an ability to explode into rage if a loved one is threatened. 2: one who always pays the tab and treats his friends and loved ones. 3: the ability to have angelic properties such as healing the sick with ones saliva.

Dude, I went to pay the tab at Pat's Pub but he pulled an Ernest!

by ernichez February 3, 2010