equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2009

lawn equipment

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

by Jjsiskel March 10, 2018

equipment operator

A man who typically uses sex toys on his self, primarily anal toys. Also known to love m4m interactions. And being the recipient of multiple male partners

Man I think I'm going to be a equipment operator all weekend

by 8675308 May 6, 2016

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018

Military equipment fetish

The lustful act of fucking someone decked out in high speed military equipment.

She had a military equipment fetish so he fucked her with no shirt and pants on, however he had his bulletproof vest, helmet, boots and gas mask on

by Jackthift55 December 24, 2019

Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.

Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

?

Yeah, like stairs...

by Mads1 February 16, 2020

equipmentation

big as an elephant or a whale.

Joey R. said "man did you see Ms. Sanford"
David W. said "yeah man she was equipmentation"

by David Wig December 9, 2008