A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."
A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."
by Rank N. Feral May 3, 2009
Get the groundhog expert mug.Someone who always presents himself as an expert on any current topic of conversation, regardless of his actual background knowledge (often being able to maintain such a conversation for an impressive amount of time)
by Brown Chair May 26, 2009
Get the Pathological Expert mug.Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!
by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010
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1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.
–adjective
2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.
–adjective
2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."
by Zimquats July 24, 2010
Get the Google Expert mug.His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.
by La_Lala July 13, 2019
Get the Taron Egerton mug.A channel on YouTube that consists of people that call themselves "experts" with about 140,000 instructional videos. Expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. Most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.
Joe: I tried to learn how to do a kickflip from ExpertVillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself...
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Get the expertvillage mug.- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.
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