Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Someone who has two different personalities. Unbeknownst to one: One side being an angel. the other side being a devil.
Ricky: Hey Oliver! Are you still dating Kirsten?
Oliver: Nah man. I ended it a long time ago. She's such a double-faced entendre
Oliver: Nah man. I ended it a long time ago. She's such a double-faced entendre
by Right in the feels June 25, 2021
Get the double-faced entendre mug.lit. from the French meaning 'double meaning.' a phrase or saying that has another connotation apart from the literal, almost always sexual in nature. A staple of the British 'carry on' series of films of thr 1960s and 70s, and the most excellent 'Bottom' TV show of the early 90s on the BBC
Eddie: Hang on, hang on hang on hang on. I've got your real present here.
Richie: It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper.
Eddie: Read it.
Richie: "Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh, what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well! Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like?
Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer.
Richie:Really?
Eddie:Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm
great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner.
Richie: A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way.
Richie: Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you?
Richie: Well how many people are going to be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Well it's Kempton.
Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty!
Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly!
Richie: They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Richie: A horse?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Madame Swish is, is, is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was?
Richie: Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking.
Eddie:I have given you a red hot tip.
Richie: (looks at his crotch) I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!
Richie: It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper.
Eddie: Read it.
Richie: "Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh, what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well! Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like?
Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer.
Richie:Really?
Eddie:Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm
great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner.
Richie: A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way.
Richie: Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you?
Richie: Well how many people are going to be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Well it's Kempton.
Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty!
Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly!
Richie: They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Richie: A horse?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Madame Swish is, is, is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was?
Richie: Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking.
Eddie:I have given you a red hot tip.
Richie: (looks at his crotch) I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!
by Mike Read April 17, 2004
Get the double entendre mug.In the wise words of Oliver Tree: "When you fall in love, you get love drunk, you only see what you wanna see but the second you realize someone has played you, it all comes crashing down collapsing. A double entendre is something that has two totally different meanings, a Double-Faced Entendre is someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you, one being an angel and the other being a devil"
She dumped me and burned all my clothes, I didn't think she was this way, I guess she is a double-faced entendre.
by lmcr666 June 23, 2021
Get the Double-Faced Entendre mug.During sex, a woman "extends" her vagina by placing two fingers in a V shape around the man's penis and gripping tightly. This gives the illusion that the woman's vagina is much tighter.
by DarkSkies December 13, 2008
Get the vagina extender mug.An exponential entendre is similar to a double entendre, but the dual meanings or interpretations of the word are both obvious (unlike a double entendre, where one meaning is more subtle)
Joe: "I heard you are pregnant?"
Jane: "Yes, how did you know? I'm already 2 months pregnant!"
Joe: "I guess it's too late to pull out!"
Ruth: "That's an exponential entendre!"
Jane: "Yes, how did you know? I'm already 2 months pregnant!"
Joe: "I guess it's too late to pull out!"
Ruth: "That's an exponential entendre!"
by nlarcher February 13, 2013
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