Enjewneered

The process by which critical hardware is brought back online in the fastest, cheapest method possible.

That server died 10 minutes before happy-hour, so I enjewneered it back to life so I could go drinking.

by schmeh January 16, 2011

enned

A bitch who cant get a boyfriend, but really wants one.

Awhhh she’s such an enned

by nichole maine June 3, 2020

The Devil's Ennema

Noun: An ancient & ritualistic sexual position, first practised by the Jhahabbi monks of Tasmania, Australia and Newfoundland, Canada, wherein during the course of anal sex (male-to-female in the "doggy-style" position), the male releases the totality of his over-filled bladder into the anal cavity of the female; the resulting pressure causing the excess urine to be expelled around the base of the member, while still inserted. This position is best used when the female's undergarments are still around the knees or higher, as to cause the highest chance of said undergarments being soaked the the resulting discharge.

N.B Uttering the term "the Devil's Enema" may result in thunderclaps, lightning flashes, and the sound of wolves howling in the distance.

"That skank in the bar was so hammered, I took her into the gents and gave her The Devil's Ennema without her even noticing that her pants were soaked in my piss. Can you smell that shit?"

by Mike and Tom's School of Evil May 6, 2008

enned

A huge simp for light skins, but can only pull white boys

omg karen you’re such an enned

by seveneightnine May 29, 2020

Enneagram 3

I just want some recognition and praise I work so hard please just a little pat on the head look at me I'm burnt out and I'm terrified of failure and of being second best at anything please show me that you appreciate me.
(I am aware of the fact that this is highly stereotypical but it's also very true)

"Why did Jane get so quiet all of a sudden?"
"She got 1% less than Ava on her English essay she's such an enneagram 3"

by francescunt November 29, 2021

ennead

Nine of anything

Watch them enneads he/she wins with them every time.

Got that ennead for your backside waiting;)

by bewit-bellOnthehawk May 5, 2010

enneh

used by rez people when theyre disappointed or someone did something wrong

"sorry man,i couldnt score for you, the whole rez is dry"
"eee enneh"

by GeyAlyssa April 21, 2020