English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

pregnant english teacher

It is something that occurs every few years it happens most of the time in the beginning of the school year, after a few months of being pregnant the english teacher suddenly dissapears into thin air and then reappears at the end of the school year.

You: Man the hot english teacher is going to be absent for the whole year.
Them: You mean the pregnant english teacher?

by micro Giga chad November 25, 2022

english-teachered

The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.

Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...

by A student 2410 March 2, 2017

English Teacher

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022

English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.

English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.

by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004

english teacher

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony

Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.

by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004

English teacher

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

by Doruk bey August 14, 2019