Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
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