"emu"

A word used to annoy emo people.

"Hey, you're one of those "emu" kids right?"

"It's emo you f*** dult!!!"

by hei November 11, 2007

EMU

THE MOST KICKASS ANIMAL I HAVE EVER heard of they are the coolest thing ever!!!!

wow emus are the most kickass animals invented!!!!!!!

by EMUBOY September 14, 2005

emu

A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.

Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*

by Riskia August 04, 2006

emu

the name given to the act performed on a man's penis when it is soft, usually due to the intake of too much alcohol or narcotics resulting in a 'floppy willy' and the act carried out consists of the finger tips being placed together around the penis and moved up and down similar to the movement/appearance of an emu bird's head, neck & beak!!!

I emu'd all night...

by floppy dick November 07, 2013

Emu

A giant, flightless bird native to Austrailia. European explorers first spotted the emu in 1696. Since then, they have become one of Australia's most famous species-and the continent's unofficial emblem. But don't underestimate the emu just because it looks like a comically overgrown turkey. It is a big bird and can grow as tall as 6.2 ft (1.9 m) and weigh around 110 ib. (50 kg). It is also powerful, exceptionally fast, and amazingly adaptable. While many of Australia's other flightless birds are struggling to cope with the modern world, the emu has survived and thrived.

1932 was the year of the Great Emu War. The Australian government sent troops into the outback to cull the rising numbers of emus because they were destroying farmers' crops.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

EMU

A word midwestern moms often turn to when they can't figure out what "emo" means.

"Honey, look! An emu farm! Then maybe we'll see some of those 'emu tears' you always talk about."

by russian_girlovich October 17, 2006

emus

eye miss you sweetheart

*please note: not to be confused with the largest bird native to Australia. their cute but have zero relation to the term above. :)

guy 1: heyyyy... haven't seen you since the genie went back into its bottle!
girl 2: oh gosh... i know right... !! *sad face* EMUS
guy 1: what? EMUS? no thanks i prefer ostriches
girl 1: Ostriches? huh? no no... i mean eye miss you sweetheart
guy 2: ohhhh... never mind the ostriches!!!!... i hugs you:)

by doonabun June 28, 2010