Mouth Employment

Blow job. Head. Nosh. etc

"That was a cracking Mouth Employment"

by 182Mikey May 5, 2009

Subsistance-Employment

A subset of employment which describes poverty level low-income jobs. Workers in this type of employment find themselves living paycheck to paycheck with no means of financial growth. Most often associated with entry level work for fast-food, big-box retail, and agrarian employers.
Usage: "I'm heading to cash my Subsistance Employment paycheck to buy this weeks top-ramen and bus tokens."

Bill: "I ain't got no cell signal."
Fred: "You should upgrade from Prepaid"
Bill: "I can't afford it, I'm on the Subsistance-Employment."

by Faustian November 25, 2013

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

schrodinger's employment

A state in which a person is simultaneously employed and unemployed

When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment

by Cookie dough sparkles July 10, 2020

employeet

to be fucking fired

dude 1: yo i just got employeeted from my job

dude 2: oofers

by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019

Employmecide

When an individual leaves a perfectly good job for no apparent reason.

"Did you hear Mike just quit his great job?"
"You mean, he committed employmecide?"
"Yeah, that idiot just left his perfectly good job for no apparent reason!!"

by EL JEFE x100 April 21, 2009

Employeeitis

1. A person who can't stand their job, day in and day out, they are bored to death and body starts to go in to convulsions. Brain cells starts to die from lack job satisfaction which brings on employeeitis.

"After two hours of work and share boredum, Brandon started suffering signs of employeeitis."

by NicandD July 23, 2009