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EmoSped

a retarded child in special education that tries to be emo to fit in.
signs of the syndrome are:
1) cuts on wrist
2) wears black clothing
3) constantly wears clothing with my chemical romance on it or skulls or anything bloody or dark.
4) thinks they are a ninja
5) most of the time an EmoSped will have pretty damn bad ADD
beware, these people are clingy, desperate for attention, and in many cases bi curious.
if you see one of these i highly advise to steer clear and don't make direct eye contact, they will think you want to be friends with them.
EmoSpeds are ian, charlie, jordan, krazy kyle, or mexiguel.
by blackblade May 29, 2007
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Emosapien

A oldster emo. in late 20s/30s. may be confused with hipster
Last thing I need is one of those emosapien's, way too old to be emo
by linds.saurus February 4, 2009
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emosphere

Fat emo kid. Usually with a pierced lip and bleached or partially bleached hair. Wears girls clothes, but still not in bigger sizes than normal emo kids.
Hey look at that emosphere over there, even I wouldn't fit into those jeans.
by crazymjb February 3, 2010
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Emosplosion

When someone spams you with emoticons.
Me: :) :D ;) :'( :-o :-/ x-( :( B-) :P <3 :-|:( B-) :P <3 :-|:) :D ;) :'( :-o :-/ x-( :( B-) :P <3 :-|:( B-) :P <3 :-| :) :D ;) :'( :-o :-/ x-( :( B-) :P <3 :-|:( B-) :P <3 :-|:) :D ;) :'( :-o :-/ x-( :( B-) :P <3 :-|:( B-) :P <3 :-|:) :D ;) :'( :-o :-/ x-( :( B-) :P <3 :-|:( B-) :P <3 :-|:) :D ;) :'( :-o :-/ x-( :( B-) :P <3 :-|:( B-) :P <3 :-|
You: oh damn quite the emosplosion

Looks better when the emoticons come to life such as on facebook, skype, or any other instant messenger.
by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011
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emosplode

When someone's feelings are hurt online for whatever reason and instead of being an adult they go to every forum they are on and whine/cry/scream/rant and act like a total ass to make themselves feel better.
"Did you see that kid emosplode at Jerry the other day? What a little douche!"
by Mal St.C February 8, 2012
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emosparkleunicornfurry103

Best mutual ever
Always talks about Xiao and Yanfei best friend headcanons
Ily<33 /p
emosparkleunicornfurry103 likes to watch xiao r34!!
by emosparkleunicornfurry102 January 12, 2022
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emosophiewalten

my fav mutual ever, always listens to me rant and plays rococks with me sometimes 😜😜
someone: omg have you seen emosophiewalten on tiktok?

someone else: no who tf is that sounds like a weirdo

someone: kys !! /j
by bon🦕 January 14, 2022
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