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emospider
a emo memepage owner who is a scorpio and is madly in love with their boyfriend mello. their hobbies include shitposting and listening to deftones.
emospider by vampireluvrxx June 23, 2021
Related Words
emosplode • emoploded • emospider • esplode • Emosplosion • emplode • Eggsplode • Eggsploded • emoployee • emosode
emospider
person: do you follow emospider ?
other person: obviously. they’re the reason i have deleted instagram.
other person: obviously. they’re the reason i have deleted instagram.
emospider by ghostlyfungus June 23, 2021
Emospider
I follow emospider
emoployee
1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.
2. An emo with a job.
2. An emo with a job.
Emoployee: But this task is HARD and all of the rest of you are STUPID! Why does everyone HATE me? I've been in this industry for over 3 MONTHS so I know EVERYTHING and can do everyone's job better than they can! What deadline? *cries*
Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!
Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!
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