Emilius

Have you never heard of this name before? Good. Because this name is absolutely divine. Only gods can have a name as unique as this.
Now, you're cool and all... But Emilius is cooler. He's everything you'd want to be. Maybe even better.

Praise Emilius, our lord and savior.

random dude:
emilius worshipper:

emilius worshipper: praise emilius. that's it. that's the saying.
random dude: *whips out the emilius bible*

by Emilius. God Himself. May 14, 2020

Emilixs

A guy who loves to fake depression for attention, brag about himself, lie to his friends about him having absurd things and a guy who acts like the victim all of the time

Someone : Bro that guy is so horrible! He hit me in the face so hard! Should I press charges?

Me : Dude, you hit him first, you can't press charges, you are such an emilixs

Someone : i have depression now

by Anonymous Toaster 1010 May 4, 2022

Emilio

An absolute swag master, and never ending drip.

Look at Emilio, He's just so fucken swag

by goofy goober hater December 7, 2020

Dirty Emilio

Someone who walks into a childrens preschool and gives out weed brownies then proceeds to fart in their mouths

"Did you hear Billy pulled a Dirty Emilio at that preschool?"

by Rekxbaby April 13, 2020

Emilio

Emilio is a really amazing guy. He's super handsome and cute. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up every room he walks into, whether he's happy or not. Emilio's really funny and unique.. a lot of people like him and enjoy his company. He's an amazing friend and makes a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: "omg, who is that fine ass man??"
Other girl (Princess): "girl, that's my man Emilio"

by SmileyHime November 24, 2019

Emilio

Emilio or 'Milio can be used in the place of any of the following words:

sexy, crazy, hot, explosion, fuck, sneeze, sex, amazing, unbelievable.

When used in a sentence it must be capitalized and followed by an orgasm of some kind.

Examples:

"Wow, that was so Emilio!"

"That's so fucking 'Milio..."

"Damn, that's Emilio."

by Jimmi Baez February 24, 2008

Pull an Emilio

To pull an Emilio means to rear end someone. Especially while driving in an ambulance.

Did you hear what happened? 94's crew managed to pull an Emilio… again!

by Kurtz hero November 27, 2012