email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

LSD Dream Emulator

A Japan-only PlayStation game based of a dream journal kept by one of the game's creators. This is one of the strangest games ever made.

Person 1: What are you playing?
Person 2: LSD Dream Emulator
Person 2: WTF IS THAT A GIANT BABY FACE?!!!!

by ACPascal September 7, 2013

Email Swirl

Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question is gunned down by eroneous crap; causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.

Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.

by John Spenker March 4, 2008

Emala

Emala is the perfect combo. They're the Brainz and the Brawnz. If you ever meet Emala, it'll be the best day of your life.

Have a problem? Call Emala. Bored? Call Emala. Sad? Call Emala. Happy? Call Emala. Need a good laugh? Call Emala.

by Emily May 12, 2021

Email Victims

The art of courtship and flirtation in the modern work environment.

Vivienne really fell for my email victims game. A couple of worthless emails and a few drinks later and she was feelin' it.

by A.P. All Day March 12, 2008

kindle-email

An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.

Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.

by brannewyn October 29, 2012

email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

by AYB November 6, 2003