elusive white owl

A euphemism for the penis of a white guy that never gets laid. A person or one's penis earns this nickname, because, like the endangered owl, no one has ever fucking seen it.

Are you still calling your roommate Jordan's penis the "elusive white owl"?

Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.

by AdvocatusDiaboli July 12, 2011

Elusive

a girl who leads you on but who will never give it up.

Brittany whose name is as beautiful as her face is as elusive as can be.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

The Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K

Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.

Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!

by Tollie December 30, 2004

elusivecaution

A fucking icon. Best bitch on stan twitter.

"elusivecaution is an icon and runs stan twitter"

by ch0lixbox October 20, 2020

Elusivity

You're a third year for goodness sake, it's time to exercise elusivity

I'm not sure whether i'll go out or not, tonight's the night for elusivity

by sehelusive November 12, 2010

elusive letter k

Originated when Tollie (I) was obsessed completely with A Series of Unfortunate Events. Tootles and I were using the Sebald Code in our online journals - I wrote a small, extremely odd script about two people in a boxing ring. The male commented on how it was the perfect place to box, and the female said why yes, much better than a tree or a large barn with the elusive letter K on it.

That is the origination of the elusive letter K - it is used when someone says something, and the other person replies k. The example shows this.

Tootles: brb
Tollie: k
Tollie: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tootles: back
Tootles: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ELUSIVE LETTER K

by Tollie December 25, 2004

elusive tracy

A girl that is never certain about what she wants yet she wants everything

This girl is totally an elusive tracy

by hello bob November 27, 2013