Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025

elderly home

a nursing home

my friends call me stupid for saying elderly home

by omwtofyb December 4, 2017

Elderly Smell

A smell you get from elderly people.

You smell that? That Elderly Smell?

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

flock of elderly

A large or obscene amount of old people in a condensed area.

"Wow, it's insanely crowded here, I swear I've seen at least 3 flocks of elderly!"

The flock of elderly in the mall the other day, was moving like a stamped."

by Luc_The_King_1300 August 26, 2017

khatumo elderly

The elderly khatumo are elders of the Reer-Darawiish community

they're khatumo elderly

by Bobbystrurrew January 24, 2024

Crochet of elderly

A group of older people at a gathering of any kind.

I'm late because I got caught behind a crochet of elderly.

by Brandon M & Vanessa C. September 21, 2021