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El Salvador 

A shitty-ass country where it's always super hot and you can't go anywhere without fearing somebody is gonna steal your wallet. I was born in there but still I hate it.

But we don't eat rats.
In El Salvador people don't eat rats but I hate that country just like Mexico ew.
El Salvador by Yomommaisahoe January 9, 2010

El Salvador 

A dog that is called El Salvador and is also known as doin and this one is very special.
Person 1”yo what’s your dogs name.”
Person 2”El Salvador boi”
Person 1” oh sounds lit”
El Salvador by Yeahboiiii🥗 July 29, 2018

El Salvador 

A nasty-ass country located in central america, where there are dirth people. They're dark, ugly, they all look alike, and they eat the same shit everyday. For example: Poop-sas and fried platanos!!! They all have sex with their relatives!
OMG! did you watch Primer Impacto today?? They did a report on a man living in El Salvador. He had sex with his OWN daughter and they have 10 kids together!!!
El Salvador by Bubble_butt November 26, 2006

el salvador 

a small country the size of a city full of mexicans
el salvador is the size of a tic tac
el salvador by miles kang February 15, 2017

El Salvador 

Yeah, hey, no. Don't release any of those cocksuckers until the people surveilling me are outed and I get credited and paid for creating that AI.

Hym "That senator will FLY DOWN TO EL SALVADOR to have bunch with a migrant but he will sacrifice your children to avoid having to credit and pay me for creating AI. Don't fucking release that son of a bitch until until I'm not longer under surveillance. The surveillance is both confirmed and prosecuted. And I am paid and credited for creating AI. I'm over here ALSO having my 4th amendment rights being violated. I'm being harassed over the course of years in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia in a deliberate attempt to manufacture mental mental illness which violates my 8th amendment rights. The government is using tech companies as proxies to deny me my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property. 14th amendment right to privacy is being violated by the cocksuckers allowing this surveillance to continue. A YouTuber insinuated that they sabotaged my car. Which is a violation of my 9th amendment rights and the fact that the YouTubers are participating in the surveillance also violates my 9th amendment right to privacy.
The fact that my surveillance and my work regarding formulating a theory of AI that is functional isn't being paid for makes the job I currently occupy a form of involuntary servitude and, therefore, violates my 13th amendment right. I am in no way being given equal protection under the law which violates my 14th amendment rights. It's like half of them. Half of my rights are being violated. So, no El Salvador guy until I, an American citizen, get MY rights. Shut it down. Shut everything down until I get my fucking rights.
El Salvador by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

El Salvador M&M’s

A large jar of 1000+ M&M’s mixed with hand moisturizer and grease that gets set in a room at about 75°F under a bed. The resulting mixture is M&M’s that are slimy and smelly that is traditionally eaten for weeks by a whole family in El Salvador.
Person 1: These El Salvador M&M’s are so good!
Person 2: Thanks! It took me about a week to make them like this.