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dwight d eisenhower

A building in laurel Maryland that people consider a middle school but is a whole joke
Don't go to Dwight D Eisenhower MS because it is in #708 so it sweet
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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military
Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles
by LightandWavy May 22, 2020
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eisenhower republican

A genuine dead center moderate who can lean somewhat left or somewhat right.
Lets face it. There are very few Eisenhower republicans left today.
by Sicilian Cowboy October 10, 2023
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Eisenhower High School

A high school with a lot of bitch ass middle class kids who think they’re cool because they wear Supreme or another overly expensive brand. The teachers are old af. All they do is bitch and complain at you if you do something slightly wrong. If you do have a younger teacher then they’re probably pretty chill though. Also everybody vapes and thinks they’re so cool. You literally cannot piss in a urinal without pissing on a vape somebody threw in there. They’re broke af too. Everything is a least 30 years old.
Oh you go to Eisenhower High School
“Yeah”
“Oh that’s why ur such a bitch”
by JustARandomGuy174828 October 20, 2021
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getting an eisenhower

As you're getting a blowjob she looks you in the eyes and says "you would have survived Omaha beach" then goes right back to the double gak gak 5000 making you nut through the ceiling
So I was getting an eisenhower while I was watching band of brothers, best nut of my life
by Bandofbrothers September 26, 2023
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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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The Dwight D. Eisenhower

When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.
Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.
by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025
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