Egrow

Egrow

/ē-grōw/

Noun

1. The name of a cannabis grower’s ego after she/he has reached a minimal amount of success.

2. An inflated ego resulting from a person’s ability to plant weeds in the ground and watch them grow.

***Mostly found in Sourhern Oregon and Northern California grower populations.

Ego+grow = Egrow

Carl has such a big Egrow now that he made a little money off a few plants.

by Sarah Fortino April 1, 2019

egobonics

the use of big words to make yourself seem more intelligent or important

He uses egobonics so that someone will think he's smart

by mike teague February 10, 2008

giP egroeG

giP egroeG is a simple name for a child who likes to look at Peppa when shes sleeping
giP egroeG can also be used to describe a pedophile

Guy 1: OMG do you see that kid in the window?!
Guy 2: yep he's definitely a giP egroeG.
Guy 1: yeah he's looking at Peppa while shes asleep
Guy 2: yeah I'm a bit jealous of him

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

egotopiary

Pruning shrubs, bushes, or trees, so they resemble the gardener or the owner of the property.

Rather than creating a normal topiary by shaping the bushes into squirrels and other small animals, the gardener created a remarkable image of himself. His wife referred to it as his egotopiary.

by New Yorker Contest Enterer May 17, 2010

egrool

The grool of an egirl. A magical substance that is created when an egirl becomes sexually aroused enough to grool. Legend has it that drinking egrool can turn any ordinary person into a great gamer (this is probably how ninja got his powers).

"Dude you have to taste some of this bathwater I bought"
"You're such a simp bro, the only fluid I drink is egrool"

by Fret_vdb_jwz March 1, 2021

egogoogler

Anyone who obsessively "Googles" their own name as a means to raise their self-esteem or boost their ego.

When John, a notorious egogoogler, needed a quick ego boost he would perform a google search of his name and carefully scrutinize the results with pride.

by Vergelimbo March 3, 2007

ghetto eggroll

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread

Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.

by Pimpsta Pimp August 4, 2014