eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

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when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

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Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

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An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange

Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"

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proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened

GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!

eggs benedict by Easby R December 19, 2008

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A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.

Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.

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1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

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