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Edgeatarion

1. A person(s) who derives greater pleasure from prolonged stimulation than from climax. Thus, an Edgeatarion prolongs sexual stimulation as long as possible.

2. A person(s) who identifies themselves as a member of the Mormon Church (Soaking) or Taoist Philosophy.

3. A male who believes that the loss of his own personal bodily fluids (loss of essence) is detrimental to his own health and wellbeing. The maintaining of his essence results in higher levels of testosterone in his body and increased sex drive. This leads to constant arousal in the male that can only be satisfied by perpetual masturbation.

4. Incel: Many consider Incels as involuntary Edgeatarions. Incels desire to have sexual intercourse with as many people as possible. However, Incels are incapable of attracting a mate that is willing to provide them sexual pleasure. Incels eventually become so addicted and desensitized to pornography that they becoming incapable of climaxing (involuntary Edgeatarion).
1. "I heard Dan is smashing this new girl. Nah man, Dan's been an Edgeatarion of years."

2. "I heard Rachel is pregnant. That's not possible, her husband is a devout Edgeatarion."

3. "Bro, why do you look so tense? Yo man, I'm an Edgeatarion.. I haven't busted in 3 years."

4. "I am an Edgeatarion, I get off harder when I don't get off at all."
by Mike Geyser March 29, 2023
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edgeaversary

When a member of the straight edge
straight edge: one who abstains from smoking, drinking, being permiscious and in SOME cases are vegetarian/vegan and don't consume caffiene --When a member of the straight edge, recalls the day they "claimed" being edge for the 1st time, not everyone knows or cares about it but some do.

Edgeaversary presents don't really happy, parties don't really happen, its just like OH HEY I'VE BEEN BEHAVING MYSELF FOR __ YEARS NOW! THAT OWNS!
Example 1:
sxe kid 1: Eh whens your edgeaversary?

sxe kid 2: Meh l don't remember, but happy edgeaversary anyway! lts cool l'm glad to know theres people who aren't in it for the fashion and scene and actually care about being edge, thats awesome man, stay posi :)
by kater January 1, 2005
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Edgeware Road

A place in London (England) where those of Arabic persuasion live. Also known affectionately by those in The nearby vicinity as 'Little Bagdad'.

Not a place to eat if you value your gastic wellbeing, or dislike fat, garlic smelling people that look like Saddam Hussein.
I was considering a walk down the Edgeware Road, but being jewish I decided to avoid it as the twats down there would probably jihad my arse!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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edgeware

Coined to describe the giving of obsolete hardware or pirate software on a not-for-profit basis. From the Irish "hedge School"- free and illegal schools during the penal law years
I gave him edgeware: an old Vista box, loaded with AVI's. A few new movies might keep him out of the pub..

Its worthless ( XP Compact tower) but i'll trade edgeware.. i have Django and skyfall
by Arbre March 8, 2013
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Edgewarebury park

A place where girls named Hannah give blowjobs in
“Omg I gave head in edgewarebury park
by Virginsaregay69 August 26, 2020
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edgemaster

a person who is so good at edging, that they can no longer nut
Mark is such an edgemaster bro
by Cruddyrabit March 4, 2024
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Edgenator

Someone who edges approximately 463,924.35 a day
"That kid has been in the bathroom for over an hour now."
"Yea, thats Robert, hes an edgenator, hes probably edged over 200,000 times by now.
by lsodhneldjpaneyvd March 13, 2024
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