Puny Earthling

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.

Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

by IZzxo March 27, 2009

Google Earthing (verb)

The act of using Google Earth to find an object.

Jimmy is Google Earthing (verb) to find out what his roof looked like.

by likalika April 20, 2014

Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers

Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.

by BigWumboy March 26, 2019

hello earthlings

this is an alien saying; typical alien

"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien

by Abbroxquik199992 October 16, 2011

earthing

the act of consciously connecting to Earth and soaking up the divine energies, mainly through walking in nature barefoot.

earthing is one of my favorite things to do - I feel instantly connected to the Universe <3

by earthangelhannah February 28, 2021

earthling

Its what Ville Valo always speak

Greetings O Earthlings...take care, sweethearts

by theteh February 7, 2004

earthlion

A Native American that was said to be one of the most powerful warriors that vanished without a trace back in the early 17th century after a huge fight with the white settlers. Reports at the time said that earthlion looked like a African lion, but no one can confirm the reports.

During 1652, earthlion took on a rival tribe that was threatening to take over his land unless he gave his tribe's food to the rival tribe. He refused and defeated the tribe from even taking a step closer to his land.

by Matt Thomsson October 21, 2004