earphone maneuver

When a person listening to music through a pair of earphones is confronted another person and takes an earphone out of only one ear. This usually happens because they know the person who confronted them will only want to engage in small talk and, therefore, don't find it worth the effort of taking off both earphones.

Person 1: *spots person 2 after class* Dude, class was so boring today.

Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.

Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!

Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*

by reinix April 26, 2009

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Earphone itch

That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.

Fuck! I've got the earphone itch! I had my ear-buds just the way I wanted too.

by JSHT August 25, 2010

Hearphones

Umbrella term for headphones and earphones. Basically something you plug into an ipod and hear music out of.

Also head+ear=hear

Without Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your headphones out.
Student: I don't have any on.
Teacher: Yes you do! *grabs earphones*
Students: OOOH! you mean my earphones? (insert trollface)
With Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your hearphones out.
Student: I don't... oh wait.

by Legen.... wait for it... DARY November 8, 2011

earphone tone

the loud tone of voice someone unknowingly uses when listening to music due to the fact that they can't hear themselves talking

Jack, turn your music down and stop using your earphone tone!

by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009

earphone sex

When two people share the same set of earphones by using one each

After I had earphone sex with her, there was wax all over one of my headphones.

by the g stands for goodness January 1, 2009

Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009