Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your
car, ate your
food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of
miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "
special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did
coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut.
through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *
said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.
girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly
in love with?
girl 2-The dick?
girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to
Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test.
girl 2-Lets go
kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.
