etarded

(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).

"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."

by lowcal September 26, 2005

evetard

people who are addicted to eve

when someone talks about eve all the time they are an evetard, also when your friend abandons you yo play eve.

by plater August 9, 2009

eptardic

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

by psystation December 29, 2010

etard

A retard on the Internet. The combination of internet and retard.

I’m sick of all of the feminist etards.

by BigOops911 November 29, 2018

etard

etard:
Someone who is a Retard Online in Chat or Forums.

Why are you such an etard?

That dude is really etarded.

by Mix-Master July 17, 2006

Etard

n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)

If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.

by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

Etard

Basically the same thing as retard but with a e! Used within a body of groups to disguise retard by dropping the r and saying it with the rest to keep it on the low.

The school didn’t want people to say retard so students started etard as a substitute to be more lowkey.

by Tardwrangler_5000 July 13, 2018