Alec Charles Evitt

When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.

by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 16, 2010

evititus

a common affliction among socialites that compels individuals to check their Evite account excessively to see if anyone new has replied. Evititus most often flares up around the holidays when social calendars get full, however, outbreaks can occur in any season.

Michael's evititus overtook him again today; he checked his Evite 8 times in the last hour.

by t doctor June 20, 2007

evita

The act of wandering around aimlessly in a group of people preforming a similar action with no set pattern, with the purpose of fully mixing. Often used for theatre warm-ups and other similar activities.

Alright everyone, the for the next warm-up, we'll evita until I say stop.

by Sgt. Hennesy November 19, 2007

evitisnes

basically trying to suddely tell you that you’re sensitive. But... backwards. Works for sensitive people that will take it the wrong way otherwise.

You: dude I swear you’re the definition of evitisnes.

Sensitive person: evitisnes??

by Damien Cole June 2, 2018

Evito

Money lover and future millionaire

For example

Evito mean that this person only have one goal in life.

by Heartless_.34 November 23, 2021

evita

when she isn’t sleeping, she’s high.

look at evita

by user2552 October 22, 2022

evitation

An electronic invitation

I just received my evitation to the party.

by Zaalka March 17, 2009