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Eskimo wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010
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Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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eskimoed

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.
Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.
by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017
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eskapade

eskapade is an indication used to describe a hacker/social group created in the early 1990s. Just like the illumaniti, it is just a conspiracy theory, however some refer to this group as real. ◭ Half triangle is the logo of eskapade, left side representing the powerful (the eskapade "legion") and right the weak.
◭eskapade huh wtf is this?
by jokkles March 16, 2020
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eskimo side hug

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.
Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.
by Caesar's Toupée April 25, 2015
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Eskimo Envy

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.
This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.
by editorjeff July 8, 2010
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half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck
"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"
by P45C4L April 6, 2017
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