earbud poppers

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.

When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.

by Morry Krein March 29, 2011

Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."

by ihadalife July 02, 2009

Earbuds Syndrome

When someone is wearing earbuds to isolate themselves from the society.

Nobody can approach that girl because she has Earbuds Syndrome. Whether I'm seeing her on the street or at the gym, she is wearing earbuds.

by Kentich January 04, 2024

earbud

Sorry, you are poor so I can't tell you.

Guy: Sorry I have earbuds so I can't hear you.

by MiKoSeNpAii February 17, 2019

Earbuds

a place for you to listen to porn without getting caught in class

Person 1: I got some earbuds....
Person 2: What are you doing with them?
Person 1: Getting a boner

by Big asss ballsack May 05, 2023

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Phantom Earbuds

When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.

Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now

by MonkeyGoo:/ October 19, 2021