Ejackulicious

(Equivalent to the girl word "Orgasmic")

Something that makes you feel as good or better than when you have an Erection.

The pizza was ejackulicious

by Daren Lorenzo July 20, 2006

Ejacks

"Ejacks" is slang for ejaculate.
Similar to the saying Sugma, it is used to do a little trolling.

Alex: Hey, have you heard of Ejacks?
Lucy: No. What is it?
Alex: Ejaculate all over your face!

by Oragani April 17, 2021

ejacks

Term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: People who talk a lot of shit in internet channels and games.

An offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.

Look at those dopey ejacks! Tuggin' on the pickle and spamming shit!

by kinsydrakes July 24, 2006

ejack

a slang for idiot, silly

there were some ejacks that tried to run me over

by Azn baby January 9, 2006

ejackyaslap

when you ejaculate in to the palm of your hand and bitch slap a individiual

"mark accidentally ejackyaslapped his daughter"

by jr.juice July 23, 2009

Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014