directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.

Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.

by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012

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post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

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directional

Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.

Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?

by Bwhahaha January 16, 2008

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directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

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Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

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