dweam

the word "dweam" is either used by dream stans, dnfers and people part of the mcyt fandom for a joke.

obsessive dream stan: dweamy weamy 🥴

stan's mother: disowning you rn

by Amberee July 22, 2021

Phone deaf

The act of being really good at ignoring a ringing phone. Selective hearing as it applies to the telephone.

Mom, "Do you think Kyle is going deaf? He walked right by that ringing phone!"

Dad, "Nah, he's just phone deaf!"

by Oldbull June 28, 2009

Deafian

#1: Person who has the pride of being DEAF, He or She uses American Sign Language as Primary Language, and is active in the Deaf community also has deep ties to DEAF Culture.
#2: Person who is an ASL user with Spiritual connection to anything and everything related to the Deaf or/and ASL.

We need more Deafians in the world.

by xtremecrazydeaf December 23, 2010

Shotgun deaf

1. When someone claims to have not heard the proclamation "shotgun" after Shotgun has audibly been declared, and therefore claims to have rights to the shotgun seat.

2. That guy who always says that shotgun is his, regardless of if he had it last or if someone has already called shotgun.

"Dude... I called shotgun like half a second ago, your shotgun deafness wont work this time, shotgun is MINE!"

by Jpharmsb September 7, 2011

Deaf Leopard

A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.

I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.

by Plucked Chook February 17, 2021

racially tone deaf

A person who cannot tell that they're being racist with their words or actions.

I can't believe how racially tone deaf she is for doing black face and thinking it's ok???

by Lalachickenstrips June 27, 2019

Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.

Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.

by TMA-1 December 20, 2008