durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 17, 2003

durf diver

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles

Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.

by SlickSid September 24, 2013

Durf drizzle

The fluids that your significant other finds in your underwear, while going down to give you a rim job, on a hot sultry day, which consist of ball sweat, and asshole juices. (SL 2018)

What the fuck, Richard! Did you wash your durf today? I can’t get the smell of your durf drizzle off my upper lip!

by SLLS August 14, 2018

Durf King

When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.

Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!

by Spuds2013 January 9, 2021

durf

a number between five and six

"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."

by DRFF September 14, 2009

durf

Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)

see also "taint knot"

Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.

by cock bomb January 6, 2009

Durf master

Someone who exemplifies exceedingly idiotic or embarrassing behavior. This is typically the friend that incurs the most amount of ridicule because they're easy to make fun of.

First you order the bean curd because it looked like corn bread and now you spill your coffee all over the floor and slip and fall in it. Ian, you are the durf master today.

by Detes December 1, 2011