Roberto Durante

Roberto Durante is the author of the spiritual adventure for children calling "The Little Light Point" published by PublishAmerica and Amazon

This is a warm a spiritual adventure for the children to create a world filled with love and peace. Never forget that we are light being having a physical experience and not physical being having a spiritual experience. Roberto Durante

by RoninA September 11, 2011

durante

Durante is a word that is absolutely shit. It was a title used in barbaric times to describe someone who fucks monkeys. He smells like doody and eats his own shit.

I saw durante sucking his own ass.

by furanteereeerr December 12, 2017

Duranceau

To willfully sign anything and everthing without reading or understanding it first.

Wow, Bob pulled a duranceau on that loan application. he didn't see the 25% intrest rate.

by Happy in pants July 11, 2007

Durandemonium

The state of excitement when a new single/album/gig is announced, or the level of enjoyment at a gig.

“My god, that first gig they did at Birmingham after the Covid lockdown ended was pure Durandemonium!”

by Duranie Dave August 17, 2022

Nerd-durance

Nerds eating the candy nerds and building up nerd-durance

I need to eat my nerds so I can build up my nerd-durance, said the nerd.

by Dud¥böį May 1, 2021

Seth durante

Seth is someone you can lean your head on. He has a small dick but still makes it work, he may be subpar in games (except in injustice) but he will always strive to be average and at least take a round off someone. he always goes and drinks water and eat dinner at the earliest time and he is rude to door dash drivers and give them no tip.

"Some people sew what they reap"

"Some people reap what they sew" - Seth Durante

"My friend Seth Durante took a round off me in mk11, He is not bad as i thought" - Aidan.L

by menlover67 October 5, 2023

Bando Durante

Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.

Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.

His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.

I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!

O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!

by BandoTheAmazingSeer/LeaderOfMO April 5, 2025