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To piss your pants and then wring it out onto another person, and then laugh at them
Guy 1: "Dude you know that girl I went to dinner with last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man"

Guy 1: "I totally dundeed her last night, she was drenched and I was laughing so hard!"

Guy 2: "cool"
Dundee by tmandog May 9, 2011
man last night i drank so much, i woke up this morning and was still dundee
dundee by mcguillicutty July 27, 2009
A small city on the northeast coast of Scotland, boasting such titles as:

- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate

- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes

- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will

If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
"Ehm fae Dundee"

"My condolences"
Dundee by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
the town in upstate new york on seneca lake which sucks more than its european counterpart. cows prowl along the roads and trailers are considered permanent residences. The only place in new york where people don't need a last name.
you aint talking about my dundee like that are you? I'ma sick billy-bob on y'all. He dont like it when city slickers come into town.
dundee by dj jack paulsen July 27, 2004
Dundee has the highest teen pregnancy rate in europe.

Dundee has a 24 hour bakery.

Dundee has two football teams that play on the same street and they’re both bad.
Dundee has a boat that went into the south pole and got stuck.

Dundee has desperate dan
yaw-rite pal, don’t you just love dundee pal.
Dundee by DundeePal96 June 26, 2018
When you throw a chicken at a crocodile but realize it was your phone
Man I ate it yesterday, I totally pulled a Dundee at the zoo
Dundee by Tenaciously tenacious D January 30, 2019