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Dundee Handshake

A forward way of checking someone's sex during an introduction. This particular handshake occurs with the other person's groin region. See movie 'Crocodile Dundee'.
Brad is so drunk he'd bang anything that passes the dundee handshake test.
by JonnyNoDrama07 May 12, 2009
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dundeez

peace out homies i'm dundeez.
by Jenniferwu March 8, 2009
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Dundee Escalator

When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.
Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards...

No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too...

Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!
by Heather Hils March 3, 2010
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Dundee Shower

Scottish phrase given to one who instead of washes/showers/bathes, instead sprays themselves with deoderant.
'Are you going to shower before going out?', "naw, just gonna have a Dundee shower"
by Big Bongo's magic space bus September 19, 2009
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Dundee United

Nigerian slang for a fool or an idiot.

It is believed to have originated after Dundee United played several friendlies in Nigeria in 1972.

The tour was a disaster - and the term 'Dundee United' had been used ever since to describe someone of low intelligence among Lagos's Yoruba-speaking population.
That guy wearing the day-glo orange jersey, he's a real Dundee United
by Sheep Shagging Express July 8, 2010
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Crocodile Dundee

Movie made in the early 1970s.
Featured a tough bushman who wrestled with crocodiles, and starred Paul Hogan.
Much forgotten in today's society, but without it, there would be now Steve Irwin}.
Man, that was one good movie!
by Sanders June 23, 2004
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Dundee

1) A good place to drive to barefoot whilst gorging on toblerone.

2) A sink of atrocity which no moral flushing seems fit to cleanse

3) Defends the north east of Scotland from Fife.

4) Its understood that in Glasgow and Edinburgh you are more likely to be cut and robbed. However only in Dundee, after stabbing and robbing you, will they suck your fucking eyeballs out of your skull.
Dundee: Eh was fuckin mortal man. Six cunts, big like, were like that "hear, Square go man" So i got out ma keys ken 'rattle rattle rattle.
by ShittingDicknipple May 29, 2009
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