Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006

chicken and dumplings

1. a traditional american dinner consisting of chicken, a creamy sauce, vegetables, and bread pieces.

2. the only thing my roommate knows how to cook

3. an undefined sexual delight

"Do you want to come over for chicken and dumplings?"

by mrs. khalil greene August 7, 2008

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010

Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles

hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings

by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002

Mud Dumplings

Children or youngsters of the darker variety Black which parentals are normally comprised of the descendants of Yard Apes. Rap sheet of activities often include, but are not limited to: breaking and entering, robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery, trespassing and smelling like filthy hood rats from the lower east side (no ghetto in particular they all stank like ass) and the stench of peanut butter is often reported present. Average diet consists of any forms of fried poultry, nutrient rich watermelon, and purple drank.

White 1: What's that stank? Smells like peanut butter & asshole

White 2: Ahh Hell looks like summa them their Mud Dumplings dun' broke inna my shitty Ford!!

White 1: Get Off my Yard ya damned Mud Dumplings!!!

by TeetoVB August 17, 2011

Dollar Dumplings

A slutty girl you can find anywhere.

Yo lets go get them dollar dumplings

by 8C Crew May 17, 2011

Caramel Dumplings

When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".

"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"

"Dude, really!?"

"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."

by Supermanz34 October 22, 2014