dumbitch

that one blonde haired bitch who is dumb enough to kiss a electric socket

*sees a random bitch kiss n electric socket*
Laurie : wow you a dumbitch for real

by LittleLaurie April 28, 2020

Dumbitch

a derogatory remark referring to a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.

I called her like three times and she still hasn't returned my calls. What a dumbitch.

by wimetsn May 9, 2009

Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.

Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"

by RitztheWise November 2, 2018

Dumitru

One of the most common romanian last names and if you have that you have a 12 inch dick

Girl:1 have you seen dumitru?
Girl:2 yes omg i want to be his girlfriend
Girl:1 i heard he has a 12 inch

Girl:2omg really?
Dumitru:hey girls

Both girls:hi dumitru!

by Cacamacawiju January 27, 2021

dumbity

A term or street slang used to describe stupidity.

I lost my wallet because of my dumbity.

by erickss April 20, 2007

Dumite

An extream loser that fails in every aspect of life

Lance:I just stuck my had in a blender
Jason:Your a Dumite

by Jason_Bogus February 3, 2009

dumbitious

Trying your hardest to be or appear dumb, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Liam: I hear someone said they has an IQ of 175 from an internet IQ test.
Josh: He's so dumbitious.

by random1234567890 March 12, 2009