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Dumbledore

Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.
Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.
Dumbledore by veronicalovin September 3, 2009

Dumbledore

The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.
You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!

Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?

That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.

Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
Dumbledore by Fuckin' Queers November 8, 2007

Dumbledore

A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.
" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."

dumbledore

Person A:"Joe D is so gay."
Person B: "No way, he's dumbledore!"

dumbledore

when a man cums in a girls hair and on the chin so it drips down her chest. then he sprinkles some trimmed pubes on the cum to make it look like a beard.

optional: scream harry potter phrases like "give it here malfoy"
or "expecto-petronis!"
My boyfriend gave me a classic dumbledore last night. When I went to work the next morning I still had some pubes on my chin. It was so hot.
dumbledore by delexali July 22, 2009

Dumbledore

The greatest wizard of all time in the Harry Potter series, and he happens to be gay as Rowling currently released.
Wow Tanya, I didn't think that Dumbledore would be gay, maybe that's why his wand has been quite smelly!
Dumbledore by Laurel P. November 6, 2007