Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

Duckman

A person who is unwilling to spend money on anything, and prefers to blag from his friends or use vouchers instead.

Duckman: "Hello, can I get a Big Mac with this voucher?"
McDonalds Guy: "No, it's out of date"
Duckman: "Oh go on, just for me?"
McDonalds Guy: "No."
Duckman: "Please?"

etc.

by Luke O'Zade March 23, 2009

Duckmanton

Duckmanton the other side of the tracks of Sutton-cum-Duckmanton, the best village in England, once was a Roman village.

Place to live

by Richard Brown May 12, 2004

duckman

he is a villain-killin', arsehole-fillin' super-hero of great stature.

www.girlsongirls.org and go to the adventures of duckman forum. click the one that says duckman, and then read the first post. there is a wonderful image available.

by jake September 14, 2004

duckman

a state of being in which the individual in question is acting in a manner so uterly ridiculous that you want to choke him out

hey duckman why did you pick your toes and eat it and then put your whole hand in our nachos...you moron

by jeremy kasinsky April 23, 2006

duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

by Anthony March 13, 2004

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003