"When I got home after work to take a poo, my husband threw my legs up on his shoulders and gave me that duckbill poopourri!"
by redneckmikey March 19, 2022
15 people burned to death after the attending fire engine was obstructed by an oblivious Duckbilled Twatypuss taking selfies in the middle of the high street.
by TopFilmTip October 17, 2020
The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !
by The Cat 🐈 July 09, 2022